Curses:The Kurtherian Gambit
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Super Fan Trista Collins created this list of cursing in the TKG books 1-21 in order of use.
We give her many thanks!!
| TKG01 Death Becomes Her/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Fuck me sideways |
| Un-fucking-believable! | |
| That mother-fucking bastard! I'll tear off his 'nads and throw them so far away even he can't find them! I'm going to take this ship and shove it up his ass right after I slap that aristocratic ass's face! So help me, I'm going to find that conspiratorial, responsible shirking, morality judging fucktard and sit on his back while I rip off an arm at a time to beat his head in! | |
| You son-of-a-bitch! | |
| TKG02 Queen Bitch/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Those fucktards are messing up my day. I swear to god if I get any blood on my suit I will shove their guns up their asses. |
| ass-maggots. | |
| ass-munch | |
| butt-munches | |
| gutter-ass | |
| Stupid leg-humping cock-splurt wiper. | |
| John Grimes | one wanking spunk butler |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Come at me you eye less ass bashers |
| Eric | Ginormous shit eater. Both you sparky love nuts and your friend fudge slapper maximus. |
| John Grimes | fucktard |
| fuck-nut | |
| little rectal-hole dictator | |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | fuck-nut |
| Munchy butt-lover | |
| ill-weed | |
| Wank lickers | |
| Dick-twaddle | |
| Irredeemable nut plonker | |
| Asswad badger | |
| Wanking crap herder | |
| Eric | cluster-fuck experiment |
| TKG03 Love Lost/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Motherfucking cock-sucking ass-kissing bitch, I'll do no such thing. |
| Don't be a whiny bitch, you retarded cock stain. | |
| Irredeemable ass pirate | |
| John Grimes | little wank junkie |
| TKG04 Bite This/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Wank-bait |
| Boner gypsy | |
| Jizz Queen | |
| Wank conductor? Boner Barn? Dick Harmonica? | |
| Fuster-cluck | |
| Pete | wanking ass-grinders, shit bag, ass-muncher *note from cc - not sure if these were in the same comment or meant to be 3 different instances |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Dick-less wonders |
| Schlong midget | |
| Gabrielle | sheep-loving ass herder |
| Scott | sticky fuck-balls |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Sock-puppet bitch |
| Lance | you cock stain on a two-bit whore's Thursday panties |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Cunt lipped bum fucker |
| Galactic jizz midget | |
| Ass wipe | |
| Gabrielle | twit-lip |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You douchy-scrotum-licking-shit-eating-nut-sack-cellist |
| TKG05 Never Forsaken/ | |
|---|---|
| Stephen | cock-sucking prick |
| you are a cock-tip sucking, stinky fudge-loving, fucking retarded cluster-duck, shitfaced ass jacker. | |
| That was cluster-fuck, shitfaced ass jacker. | |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Quit, stop your fucking whining you cunt-lipped ass jacket. |
| Slut bunny | |
| Cock-sucking shit bag | |
| Catatonic flea fucker | |
| Fuck-nuts, prodigal wank-lover. | |
| TKG06 Under My Heel/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You ass-riding scrotum king! You flipping slut-sucking experimental nipple dictator! |
| Stephen | those cock-tip sucking, fudge-loving, fucking retarded cluster-fuck, shit-faced ass jackers |
| style="width: 20%; "Bethany Anne Nacht | Those senile, goat-fucking cum-nut, jizz-swallowing, rectal bastards! |
| Egotistical wank-sack | |
| Spunking ass-packers | |
| Cock-eating sheep fuckers | |
| TKG07 Kneel Or Die/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Fucking ass-tard |
| Darryl | cock-sucking terrorist dick-rags |
| Bobcat | titanic tit-twaddle |
| Tim | dipstick receptacle |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Fat twat wanking motherfucker |
| Wrinkled old tranny-packer" | |
| Motherfucking sexist asshole. Bum-banging fucks" | |
| Fucking asshat" | |
| You half-witted fuckwit tea-bagging was butler" | |
| Psychotic reprobate" | |
| TKG08 We Will Build/ | |
|---|---|
| Cheryl Lynn - (repeating what she heard from BA) | you flaming pile of rutting cock shit |
| gold digging scrotum blender | |
| out of all the sperm you were the fastest | |
| aggravated rotating shit eater aka ARSE | |
| complete unadulterated fucking cunt | |
| butt twunt | |
| fucking DILF mower | |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | goat demonizing milk producer |
| Lord of the unimaginable cock maggots | |
| Tweedle-dick | |
| Petulant pouch of horse shit | |
| TKG09 It's Hell To Choose/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You wrinkled bung-hole sniffer |
| Michael Nacht | royal asshat |
| Eliot Debose | you scurvy looking demented llama sniffer |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Overrated testicle pirate |
| Captain Stick-up-his-butt | |
| FUCKING SHIT EATING COCK THISTLE | |
| TKG10 Release The Dogs of War/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You titty fucking inbred barnacle fucker |
| Inbred fuckwad bastards | |
| Tabitha Nacht | you cunt munching malcontent. You cock kissing masochist |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You sorry sack of selfishness |
| Fou useless morally bankrupt chucklefuck | |
| Dried-out animal fondler | |
| Scott | you are a bloated semen packing animal fondling fuckfaced cockthistle cockroach ass bandit |
| TKG11 Sued for Peace/ | |
|---|---|
| Tabitha Nacht | Cock fucking, back shooting, inbred cretin |
| Motherfuckingcocklickingassmunchingshhhit! | |
| TKG12 We Have Contact/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Sycophantic tic on the ass of a baboon named the United Nations |
| Eric | I'm going to rip your dick off and beat you senseless you finger-licking ass-wipe sniffer |
| John Grimes | you diaper-wearing jizz collector |
| Eric | HOWTHEFUCKDIDYOUHITMEYOUASSTARDSOMMELIER |
| Terry Henry Walton | assholious |
| camel ass-licking zealot psychopaths | |
| Robert | you useless Godforsaken, mullet wearing pansies |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | She is a trumped up skank |
| You jumped up fuck-brained syphalitic ass-ugly butt sucking pile of leftover dick tips | |
| You retarded wayward glory hole reject. | |
| ass-tastically inadequate and a finger-licking trampy bollock fucker | |
| John Grimes (with Coach) | maggot spewing alien asshole |
| TKG13 My Ride is a Bitch/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You cock-biting ass-backward fuck-faced sodding tea-bagging wrinkled old-dickless-twin-headed-alien-tramp-wackers |
| Fucking Ape-titties! That was my new Ferrari, you cooch-virgins! | |
| Tabitha Nacht | FUCKITYFUCKFUCKDEEDEESCREWME! |
| Jean Dukes | Listen you goat fucking morons, better unfuck this rat fuck of a situation right fucking now before I go back in time and make the best part of you dribble out your mom's ass instead. |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Oh, holy fuckazoid |
| TKG14 Don't Cross This Line/ | |
|---|---|
| Eric (recounting first fight with BA) | ginormous shit eater! Hey, spunky love nuts and your friend fudge slapper maximus over there. |
| those cum-camels | |
| little rectal hole dictator | |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You bastards |
| You fucking camel sucking jackasses | |
| That inbred skanky tea-bagging titless jizz-dripping fucktard ranting spunk experiment… | |
| I’m not losing another fucking friend to this useless pile of self-serving shit bags, DRINK! | |
| John | you naked cock ball wanking fuckwits! |
| William | Need a moon to figure out where you are, you fucking duck spunk? |
| Gabrielle | Kiss it you fucking posers! |
| Dan | whose fucking ass is that? |
| Scott | or my masculine mental midget mind will explode. |
| Jean Dukes | I’ve got to reset fifteen of these cherry-assed-twat-muffins before I can reset… that will teach you to fuck with me, you metal mutant, |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Damn, you lazy butt whale sniffing asshats |
| This tea-bagging self-centered fucktwat was one. | |
| I’ve got that motherfuckingcunt and he is going to DIE! | |
| Jean Dukes | That’s the fucking twatknuckle that was stalking our men! |
| What are we about to do to the geriatric cuntquat? | |
| TKG15 Never Submit/ | |
|---|---|
| Tabitha Nacht | Righty-o, tally-ho and time to fuck you up! |
| That tickles, asshat! | |
| Snake-eyes, asshole, | |
| Major Mark Milton | tell that spastic, dickless, one-eyed wonder down there to stop |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | you gold digging fuckwit, |
| your boss’s boss and that cunt nugget in the White House are idiots. | |
| and I’ll rip your spine out your ass. | |
| you became the enemy, you irredeemable knob wanking gag sacking rambling spunk experiment. | |
| that is the hint right there, tweedle-dickhead. | |
| you pencil-dicked Neanderthals and cloven-footed bitches, you never had a fucking chance. | |
| case, but I had serious reservations that pea balled pencil-dicked poster child for parental screening could find two brain cells to rub together. | |
| Admiral Thomas | continue to be an unteachable, arrogant, insufferable asshole. |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | and it’s just this poor constipated dickless dictator’s fault |
| TKG16 Never Surrender/ | |
|---|---|
| Christina Bethany Anne Lowell | that maggot infested tapeworm |
| Kael-ven | Jean Dukes armor, bitches! |
| that sphincter plug of a King | |
| that rat-faced-finger-fucked-shit-goblin | |
| Kiel | SonofaGro’lick |
| Tabitha Nacht | you lazy assed cheating nut knocker |
| you fucktardian asshatus maximus. | |
| you twat-waffles | |
| Look you hunk-of-fucking-metal! | |
| I’ll call you a fucking TI 486DX2-80 next time, you cranky-ass computational curmudgeon, | |
| Julianna Fregin | Try Dipshit for one, maybe Bootlicker for another, and I haven’t started with anything that starts with twit, twat, or cock. |
| John | That is about the lamest ass, spunk bubble busting excuse, |
| Christina Bethany Anne Lowell | Two … shit-faced gargoyle. |
| Thirty-eight … scum sucking pile of doggie poo. | |
| TKG17 Forever Defend/ | |
|---|---|
| Bethany Anne Nacht | had self-sacrificing sorry sacks of selfish camel dicks |
| Christina Bethany Anne Lowell | Hey, spineless shit brains |
| Eric | you fucking hate all of this jibber-jabber-walkie-the-talkie-bullshit |
| encil prick is still a dead motherfucker. | |
| Dan | a complete megalomaniacal douche bag |
| Tabitha Nacht | you fuckwit asswipe. |
| Bastek | Fornicating boots! |
| Dan | they are a bunch of baby-loving, shit-slinging fucktards who couldn't catch and kill a cockroach. |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | These animal-fondling long-tittied bunghole-sniffing cretins |
| Scott | Cluster-fucking weed wanker! |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | wanking jizz-covered barnacle bitches. |
| TKG18 Might Makes Right/ | |
|---|---|
| John | MOTHERFUCKINGSONOFABITCH! |
| Addison | Skankasaurus, yeah. |
| Jaw-monkey can kiss my ass. | |
| Giggle Tits | |
| cunt-punted | |
| There was a cunt-kicking carnival and an ass-kicking circus, | |
| Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude van Damme Slam, Chris Brown your ass, Stone Cold Steve Austin. | |
| ‘we got bro-snowed,’ ‘chippenfuckyouup,’ ‘ass harassment,’ ‘skinnybitchectomy,’ ‘asskickginormous,’ and ‘a rear-end alignment.’ | |
| ‘go medieval on your honky white ass,’ and Bobcat popped up with ‘fuck you in the juggahoe with a rear-package slam.’ | |
| Tina | Aggressive cuddling, bam-bam in the ham, balling, bandicooting, four-legged foxtrot, jerking it while she’s twerking it, nailing, naffling, nobbling, plooking, plonking, pole-varnishing, shampooing the wookie—” |
| Sinking the pink, tube-snake boogie— | |
| Mingling limbs, humping | |
| gland-to-gland combat, going balls deep with one’s Twinkie in the bearded clam. | |
| Tromboning! | |
| Matrix | This sucks planetarium piss, |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Oh shit! These cock-juggling root-juice-loving fart-box tongue-punchers |
| Scott | Oh, fuck a duck, |
| Darryl | I’m going to open up a ten-gallon can of whup-ass on you. |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | WHOTHEFUCKAMIKIDDING? Ten Mississippi, here BABA YAGA comes! |
| Bobcat | Holy shit on a popsicle stick. |
| It’s fucking beer-thirty somewhere, motherfuckers. | |
| TKG19 Ahead Full/ | |
|---|---|
| TOM | been bitches and dreams. |
| Hirotoshi | Ass Donkey Mule, |
| R’yhek | 'two-bit washed-up criminals’ |
| little furry fireball. | |
| Tabitha Nacht | full-blown pain-in-the-ass |
| Scott | you planet-stealing camel-nibbling swine. |
| Christina Bethany Anne Lowell | you bistok ass! |
| Stephen | Baba Yaga better move her geriatric ass |
| Baba Yaga | Move your Ewok ass, |
| Tina | This is shut-the-fuck-up time. |
| stupid idiotic self-involved stupid. | |
| TOM | But B’EhMWyukTeh is an ancient Yollin phrase for ‘Suck my grandmother’s butt.’ |
| Stephen | yet another flea on the ass of a bistok. |
| (place) | the Ass-end of Nowhere |
| Stephen | I’m sorry, I cunt hear you. I have an ear in-fuck-tion. |
| BABA YAGA | you aristocratic wrinkle-assed blood sucker. |
| Lerr’ek | SON OF A BOOT’S BUTT! |
| BABAYAGA | these seven braindead ass-backwards zombie butt-lords, |
| Admiral Thomas | You sorry sack of Yollin shit, |
| Billy | I was squeezing my ass so tight I could chew steel and shit nails! |
| Jerrleck | you alien-infested zombie, |
| BABA YAGA | Do you need me to write it on a piece of paper and come over to your cockpit and shove it so far up your ass you can read it on your retinas? |
| Julianna | Death by irritated Witch? or in Billy’s case, Reverse intestinal non-biodegradable inflammation? |
| Maria | Fuck this! |
| BABA YAGA | You cocked-up shriveled little geriatric vampire who doesn’t have a dick big enough to plug a light socket better do what I command you and drink! |
| LIVE, YOU FUCKING SONOFABITCH! | |
| DAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU ASSHOLES! | |
| Dan | you scurvy llama-sniffers! |
| BABA YAGA | That cock-sucking psychotic cretin, |
| FUCKING SHIT! | |
| TKG20 Capture Death/ | |
|---|---|
| BABA YAGA | What a fucking whining alien |
| you annoyingly obtuse and opaque alien symbiont | |
| insufferable little twit | |
| TOM | that bistok prick |
| BABA YAGA | Un-fucking-likely, |
| Tabitha Nacht | Prime badunkadunk moving in. |
| you jerkweed! | |
| Oh, sweet mother frankfurter! You dick, you moved your leg! | |
| TOM | and your pain-in-the-ass alter-ego, |
| BABA YAGA | Orc-faced leg-humping cluster-fucking ass-munch, maybe? |
| Dried-out senile mental midget? | |
| Lance | enough to shove the laser up their anal orifices. |
| ‘Bungholes’ didn’t translate.” | |
| BABA YAGA | What’s taking for-fucking-ever here? |
| Tabitha Nacht | you furry fartknocker |
| TOM | Shirley Temple Powderpuff! |
| BABA YAGA | Those cock-biting ass-munches! |
| ADAM | >>After careful and thorough consideration, you are thoroughly fucked, like, no-chance-in-hell-fucked.<< |
| Shinigami | I’d like to place about seven Heli-arc missiles right up their asses and blow them into their constituent molecules. |
| TKG21 Life Goes On/ | |
|---|---|
| Gabrielle | Unholy hell, |
| John | cool-ass ability |
| TOM | ’cause you’re a stubborn ass. |
| burning the shit out of my willyworm. | |
| Kiel | a game of tackle-torture |
| Barnabas | What in the seven hells, |
| Lance | You are a self-serving shit-hole side of swine whose mere presence makes me wish to take a damned shower. |
| John/Jean | his cock-blocking socks |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | You rank piece of fetid fish food! |
| I’ll feed you to the fucking fish, you gag-sacking dried-out cockroach-sodding bunghole-filler!” | |
| Mark | crusted bunghole of a space-zombie? |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | That conceited gigantic— |
| Stephen | He was a monumental jackass. |
| Scott | Hucking FELL! |
| Darryl | You cretinous asshole! |
| Bethany Anne Nacht | Glorious Pain in the Ass. |
| John | Fucktard McFucktard, |
| Lance | practical sonofabitch |
