Curses:Second Dark Ages

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Book 1 – The Dark Messiah
Jeremiah	It’s damned hot out here.
Scar-nose	At some point, even gentlemen don’t give a rat’s ass anymore, and the boss will stop trying to be civil in this godforsaken uncivilized land.
Jeremiah	Cause shit just got too damned real
Michael	Gott Verdammt!
Sarah Jennifer	Oh, that jackass.
	Come in, let’s discuss scuzzbucket’s latest threats
	Okay, what’s bull-shittiest-maximus want this time?
Jeremiah	Your ass, or land, probably both
Sarah Jennifer	What’s asshat got planned now?
	Well, at least the disgusting pig is finally showing his true colors.
Jeremiah	That is, if he decides it’s going to be a pain in the ass to root us out.
	I can’t promise you more than three for damned sure,
Michael	Now this is damned embarrassing.”
David	even I know that would be a dick move.
Buddy	Dick move or not,
Todd	She’ll take her size whatever the hell they are boots and shove them up Childers’ ass,
Dirk	Damn right she caught me cussing,
	So, I go off and say shit or something like that.
	I figured, what the hell,
Jeremiah	My mom was hell on wheels about cussing.
	No, jackass
Michael	Glad to know one damned thing still works.
Dirk	They come in, they kick ass, they leave. Made up of a lot of damned impressive people.
Sarah Jennifer	How about I use my supposedly weak right leg and kick your ass with it?
	Whenever you're ready to feel my size sevens up your ass,
Russell	without that damned bitch for some of the slaves to run to for protection…
Jack	Damn, I could go with getting a little pre-victory slash before…
Todd	catch her fist and backhand the shit out of her?
Dirk	It went so damned fast I’m not sure.
Michael	anywhere near my ass.
	Too much time being top bitch.
Sarah Jennifer	Fuck…
Jeremiah	She really, really hates to be called a bitch.
Sarah Jennifer	And if I tell you to get the fuck off my land?
Jeremiah	We need a damned savior for this to go in our favor tomorrow.
Michael	Someone I love would tell you I’m just a stubborn, obstinate, pain in her ass.
Jeremiah	Why you sent our one seriously badass guy away?
	If he was to do anything, they’ll just track his ass down and kill him.
Sarah Jennifer	with the last name Nacht, to leave them the fuck alone.
Jeremiah	The best chance for a savior of this colossal fuck up and you just pissed him away.
Michael	Oh… shit.
Sarah Jennifer	Hell
Russell	Yeah, but it’ll be a bitch to get close enough to get it in place without getting shot.
Jack Childers	They won’t remember a damned thing, but I’m sure they’ll have fun.
Russell	The hell?
	Can't see shit.
Jack Childers	One of those assholes must be outside.
Jeremiah	Damn, only made him duck.
Todd	What… the… hell… is… that?
Jeremiah	The hell?
Sarah Jennifer	A lot of the stories coming from TH, I thought, were bullshit.
	Wrong move, assholes.
	I’ve already apologized to Dirk and Todd for being a stupid bitch to all of you,
Jack Childers	What the fuck has that bitch ever done for you?
	What the fuck ever, Russell.
	Why is one slut worth fifty men to you?
Russell	Fuck… you…
Jacqueline	Oh… damn. You are fucking beautiful.
Jeremiah	Damned good to see you again, Michael!
Sarah Jennifer	I’m her, you dick!
	I was a bitch, ok? I was a kickass female who took no shit from anyone and GOD what a mistake.
	Not no shit from no one. But the bitch part.
	Someone taught me that you can be gentle, and still not take any shit from anyone.
Gate Guard	Oh, a rich bitch,
Jacqueline	Act like they can walk on water and their shit don’t stink.
Gerry	I’ll be damned, we have a shot to get you out of here, Jacqueline,
Lackey 1	He probably would be ok with a little destruction before we take it out into the street and beat the shit out of him.
Barkeeper	Then, he walks out like it wasn’t any big thing to beat the shit out of two guys.
Michael	You messed up my perfect score, jackass
	What the hell,
Robert	We aren’t making anything easy, shithead
Michael	Dammit!
Gerry	Damn…
	Sicknesses we thought were beat came back and kicked our ass.
	Hell if I know what the whole story is and frankly I’m a little fuzzy on the details after all of these years.
	May I say, you can be an ass?
	The Alpha here is a world class dick, but he does try to protect his people.
Hank	Why do you think this guy is hot shit?
	How the fuck is he doing that?
Joshua	Right fucking here,
	I’d suggest coming and bagging his ass before he splits.
Hank	Somebody totally fucked up Kraven’s place and Joshua is thinking he’s going after his location next.
Izzy	We drag your ass all over this land each time we move, you should feel important.
Calvin	You fuckers are a lot scarier at night.
Izzy	It’s turning night outside now, asshole.
Hank	He’s just mind fucking you.
	Well, that’s a crock of shit, you fucking devil in a human body.
Daniel	Burn motherfuckers…buuuuurrrrnnnnn…
Hank	Beats the fuck out of me.
Kevin	Stupid ass duty for a stupid ass reason!
Timothy	Get the fuck outta the way, Alphonse!
Hank	but we can grab a few humans after we lock his ass down.
	You ready to send some hot lead out to fuck up another demon?
Calvin	Fuck em all up,
Michael	Fuck it…
Joshua	DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
	Motherfucker!
	You cocksucking motherfucking asshole!
	DIE YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER, AND LEAVE MY FATHER ALONE!
Michael	These assholes are just stepping on my last nerve.
Hank or Calvin	Big bald fuck out there isn’t getting out of the way, can't be so smart as all that,
Calvin	Jackhole’s intelligence must be affected by the sun!
	What the hell is a monologue?”
	Where the fuck is he?”
Hank	Well, get the fuck up and over here!
Izzy	I swear to God I’ll kick your ass!
Michael	Come kick my ass, Izzy!
Jacqueline	Because Justice is waiting to send you to Hell!
	Fuck it!
Lamont’s second (Jake)	Dammit, Lamont! What the hell…
Lamont	Hell no.
Jacqueline	Hell if I know?
Paul	How the hell,
Yuko	I want to grow up and be a person who doesn’t bitch about serving our Queen in a hopeless effort to help her love.
Jacqueline	I still vote to toss his useless ass off the airship so I can hear him scream in the night.
Paul	Oh shit!
Jacqueline	Dammit,
	Still think I should have tossed his ass out.
NY Were 1	You fucking bitch!
Jacqueline	It will heal, asshole,
NY Were 1	Listen you cunt!
Jacqueline	Not have a fucking clue I was here,
NY Were 4 aka Johnny	We got your ass now, sweetheart,
Jacqueline	Kiss my ass!
	Holy fuckazoid!
NY Were 4 aka Johnny	That was a lucky shot, bitch.
NY Were 3	Well that was a hell of a fight,
	I’m going to move it on up to max because my nuts hurt like a son of a bitch.
	Who the hell are you?
	What the hell!
Jacqueline	This is bullshit. Chicago isn’t this much of a pain in the ass to walk around in.
	You motherfucker,
Crazy bitch	Big words for a little-too-stupid-to-live slut like you.
Jacqueline	Dammit!
	I. Am. Not. A. Slut!
	You hear that Michael? I AM NOT A SLUT!
	You crazy—assed bitch,
Brick	I just need to find some new pussy,
Michael	Dammit,
Jacqueline	Holy shit,
Jake	No fucking way, not two.
	God damn and steal my girlfriend,
Darren (who?)	No, not really, just fucked up the last political boss here.
	He fucked up people left and right. Then, he went over to the local pack’s encampment and fucked up another group,
Old woman	Should you have been running him out of town a bit quicker, maybe walking him to the city limits or just kicking his ass right here?
Jake	And that’s who is going to be making the decisions anytime a damned daywalking vampire shows the fuck up.
Jacqueline	No frilly things from the ladies… uh… damn.
Michael	Jacqueline, you seem to think that being strong and kicking ass is the opposite of being a woman.
Jacqueline	Kicked their asses and ripped their fucking heads off their shoulders. I would have ripped one arm off and used it to beat the shit out of the next guy,
	No fucking way!
	I would have come for you if I had only known. What happened to you is bullshit, on so many levels I can't even begin to comprehend.
Michael	Fucking clothes,
Jacqueline	HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
Billy’s teammates	HELL YEAH!
Mark	Shit!
Dodds	We got the little pecker this time,
Fitzsimmons	My big ass and you two scrawny sidekicks make us seem too harsh.
Dodds	Fuck that,
	My weight to strength ratio kicks your ass, you puss. Second, Wally, we don’t ask a little twatwaffle anything.
Fitzsimmons	Well, shit.”
	Come to Poppa, you little shit.
Walarand	Hell yeah,
	Your ass wasn’t attacked two months ago.
Fitzsimmons	I’ve got a package of little girl pink panties for you, wuss boy,
	Maybe I’ll give you the yellows for swallowing your balls and putting them back in their sack where they belong,
Wally	Fuck you, Fitz.
Dodds	Take this shit, you blood fucker!
Fitzsimmons	The fuck?
Michael	The ‘fuck’ as you call it,
Fitzsimmons	The hell it will!
Michael	Hell is for children,
Fitzsimmons	Fuck… fuck you… demon…
Billy	Go fuck yourself!
	Shiiiit!
	You're going down, you bastard.
	Fuck…
Peterson	God dammit,
Enforcer 1	Fucking Vamps and Weres,
	Knew we shouldn’t have trusted those hairy fucks.
Peterson	Fire on that fucker!
Ted	FUCKING ZOMBIES!
	Who the hell are these fuckers?”
Ethan	Who the hell knows?
	Make your damned shots count!
Ted	What are those fuckers up to?
	They never gave a shit about us before.
	God damn, Ethan,
	Now’s the time you pinch her ass?
Ethan	Shiiiiiiiit,
	Fuck my life.
Janine	You kill these fuckers,
	and I’ll fuck your brains out!
	Motherfuckers!
Ted	Who the fuck is that?
Ethan	Hell if I know,
Ted	FUCK!
	Shit Janine, if I had known blood, guts and almost dying made you so randy, I’d have shot myself!
Milton	Meredith would rip my pecker off in the middle of the night and feed it to me.
Ted	Dammit, Ethan!
Ted	What the hell is happening?
Ethan	Fuck me!
Michael	and then help her toss your useless ass over the side.
Louis	There were fucking vampires all over down there. What kind of shit is going on?
	Now, those that you were preying on are running around killing your asses.
	Jackass!
	What the hell do you…
	Oh shit. You're him!
Ethan	Oh fuck it,
	I said no fucking way are you getting in here, I don’t care what time it is, they can all kiss my ass,

Book 2 – The Darkest Night
Billy’s shipmate	I’m tired of stale bread and water, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that fat fuck over there has real meat on board.
Michael	was a little peace and quiet to consider my next fucking steps.
Jacqueline	Because you're Michael and shit.
	I can't believe I have to throw water on his face to wake his ass up.
	we have pirates tracking our ship into a big-ass storm.
Billy	Move your land-loving lard-ass!
	Is that shit working?
Mellon	Sonofabitch!
Billy	Do a better job holding your ass up, Mellon!
	Let’s come in like Hell’s own demons
Captain O’Banion	The hell!
	Gott Verdammt, we are in a fucking storm!
Jacqueline	That grumpy-assed old man.
Cholly	or we aren’t going to have anything to show for all of this damned effort!
Jacqueline	Are you shitting me?
	If you are fucking with me, I’ll throw your skinny vampire ass off this ship!
	these incoming pirates will have to take a back seat until after the ass-kicking I will give you!
Billy	What the hell was that?
	Stupid fucker is probably sleeping,
Juliana	and there is whatever the fuck you are actually suggesting. That shit isn’t even remotely possible for a woman and there is absolutely no chance there could be any pleasure for her at all.
Combs	What the fuck?
Terek	Land this fucking thing already or I’m going to throw up all over you!
Leon	God damn, did you see the explosion?
Jacqueline	Motherfucker, that’s my most comfortable shirt you just shot a hole in!
Terek	Oh, fuck me!
Jacqueline	How the fuck did you make this seem so easy?
Arnold	Oh, fuck.
Cholly	How the hell do you know my name?
Michael	if you release the button, or do a piss-poor job making them in the first place dammit!
Jacqueline	The fact you took out two other people should have alerted you to the fact the second asshole pirate was mine!
	What the fuck?
Mark	Goddammit!
	Don’t you fucking think about falling off or I’ll jump after you and cuss you out the whole way down!
Michael	I’m done with this fucking storm.
Jacqueline	Oh God that fucking huurrrrtttt.
	What the hell, Mark?
Michael	THAT TICKLES, BITCH!
	You are in no way more powerful than my fucking love.
Yuko	Sometimes, for a wonderful friend you can be such a bitch.
Jacqueline	he’s scaring the hell out of me!
Mark	Fuck if I know,
	But as badass as that ship looks,
Jacqueline	Fuuuuuck!
	I suppose she is badass too.
Michael	You could say she is a real bitch,
Captain	Where the hell-
Jacqueline	Damn he can be annoying.
Akio	well, ‘so fucking cool’ is how Bobcat and William said it.
Sabine	Fuck them,
	Oh my god, oh my god, oh-my-what-the-fucking-shit-is-this?
	Goddammit!
	Fuck it, I’ll slit my own throat.
Mark	You fucking cheater,
Jacqueline	Oh, fuck,
	You fucking lunatic!
	There are no bitches here!
	Stop laying down on the job Mark and let’s kick some more ass!
	Bitccch, he’s minnne.
	But you were a badass and I was enjoying your touch too much to care.
Michael	I think that qualifies you pretty damned well to say my name.
	Fuck!
Timothy	Might seem weird to you, and certainly seems weird to me, but I’d put my hand on my Grandmother’s grave and swear that he just told me to aim my rifle somewhere else or he would come over here and shove it up my ass.”
Kirk	Now what the hell?
	Your sights are gonna be all sorts of fucked up now.
Timothy	But I don’t have to worry about shitting out the barrel of my gun an inch at a time either,
	We got one weird-ass group out there, boss.
James	The hell?
	Fuck it! I’m going down.
Yuko	Damn, I missed one.”
Sabine	Last night I was running away from Werewolves, now I feel like running towards them due to these jackasses behind us.
James	Oh, holy fuck…
Timothy	The hell…
Kirk	The hell are these people?
Michael	If any of you dare shoot us in the back, I will personally rip your arm off and shove it up your ass.
Sabine	Don’t fuck with my friends.
Two guys	The hell?
EVE	You need a good brace to fire this fucker
	Wow, more kick than I had realized, fucker went to fifteen.
James	Son of a bitch
Mark	Are you fucking kidding me?
Jacqueline	About damned time!
Mark	Oh, for fuck’s sake!
Timothy	Oh, holy shit!
	I think I’m getting a bullet boner!
Mark and Jacqueline	Oh shit!
Mark	Damn!
Timothy	But they have really nice asses.
James	And they do have nice asses.
Timothy	Fuck it.
	Not like we own them, for fuck’s sake.
Kirk	They are another group, and they are here to fight the same shit we are.
James	Bad guys who were sending a shit-ton of Weres in our direction to kill us today
Timothy	For the first fucking time in three years it feels like my future isn’t just death by whatever nasty shit my brain can dream up.
	That you are a fucking genius,
James	Oh, hell no…
	The hell…
	You really did tell Timothy that you would shove the rifle up his ass?
	Son of a bitch, Kirk! The fuck?
	The hell he isn’t talking!
	I really fucking hate you.
Mark	That would be badass.
	God bless, but if he starts raising his arms to the sky, drop everything and run like hell.
Michael	Protect your shooters and harass the hell out of the Weres.
Kirk	If I had to guess, they are going to pull some serious shit and don’t want us in the way.
Mark	Oh shit!
Sabine	What the hell, people?
Kirk	The hell?
Timothy	I’d have to say I don’t have one fucking clue.
Kirk	The hell…
James	No! I’m bullshitting you.
Kirk	Asshole.
	I… can’t… believe… something something… that… asshole… left me…something else…Prick.
James	Damn!
	Putting up with her mouth all the time would be a pain in the ass.
	Hell no
Kirk	Hell no.”
Akio	She is bitching because you scared her.
Jacqueline	We are out here in the middle of a goddamned grass plain next to the city of never-being-lit anymore,
Michael	She isn’t going to buy that kind of shit.
James	She knows how badass the others are, right?
Kirk	Fuck.
Jacqueline	I’m getting some damned pistols or something next time,
Michael	Dammit! I missed.
James	No fucking clue,
Jacqueline	Ooohhhh, shit.”
Mark	it’s about to get scary as hell down here.
Jacqueline	Shit, fucking shit!
	My damned ears are bleeding!
Kirk	Well, fuck.
Greta	What, fuck?
Jacqueline	Dammit, Eve!
	Damn
	Accept the clothes, and don’t make me bitch-slap you into next week,
	Michael will not be pleased to have to wait on your tardy ass.
Michael	They are playing a game of Who’s the Biggest Bitch.
	Bitch, female dog, Werewolf.
Jacqueline	I amm soo fucking tirredd of taking shiiit from everyyyone who mmouuths off too mmeeee!
	Oh, hell no!
Sabine	at least from what I know, is damned far away.
Jacqueline	what little the old bald-headed bastard allowed me,
	Who apparently has goddamned super-hearing.
Mark	I answered truthfully, an now you are twisting my damned words.
Kirk	Can you make sure those two assholes up there pull their guns back?
	Or have to listen to someone moan when we pull a rifle out of their ass.
Jacqueline	Those assholes needed a little killing,
Michael	I’ll be a son of a bitch,
Akio	I’ll tell you about the time a little girl shot me in the ass with a crossbow.
Mark	Oh shit.”
Jacqueline	that training bullshit is for the birds.
Mark	Daaamnnnn,
Jacqueline	Fuck.
Yuko	The Bitch Protocol.
Michael	Well, shit.
Mark	that just twelve hours ago, we were in Europe kicking ass.
Jacqueline	Don’t you mean watching ass being kicked?
	Fuck!
	Hell yeah that’s Michael
Choki	Who the fuck are they?
Banri	Dammit!
Jacqueline	I ammm the bittchhh yoouu fearrr!
	I will rip yourrr spine oouut yourrr ass.
William	I’ll be damned,
Michael	Well, fuck.
	Gott Verdammt!
Mark	That bullshit isn’t going to fly with me.
Michael	We aren’t fucking getting out of here.
	Not exactly the killing part, more the constant ‘kill them all’ stick up my ass.

Book 3 – Darkest Before the Dawn
Michael	Damn large words, Akio.
	Since he’s a genocidal megalomaniacal bastard
Jacqueline	I think so, but what the fuck?
	It’s a good reaction to have when your ass needs saving!
Mark	I’m still thrilled I have the badassiest girlfriend on the planet.
Michael	That’ll teach me to do something half-assed.
	It would be easier to just lock the doors and beat the shit out of everyone.
Akio	If you pull out a weapon, I will blow your Gott Verdammt head off.
Michael	What the hell?
	Oh, shut the hell up!
	No fucking way,
Kirk	Don’t you point your guns unless you want to shit them out later!
James	Oh…damn,
Kirk	Hell,
Evan	Oh, hell.
Sabine	Shit!
Adlar	It’s feeling too damned weird
Meinard	You need to get laid and grow the fuck up
Derick	Bones, you ass!
	If you fuck up the Duke’s chalet, he will probably end you and my life will be better for it
	Where the hell?
Leo	Put your damned finger down!
	It gives humans some damned good benefits
	He’s the Number Two over there and a real asswipe
	make damn sure that asshole is dead and buried
Harry	Damned dust
Noah	We are damned near immortal, I bet you.
Thomas	What the hell, we been together since we all beat the shit out of Charley William in fourth grade.
Mark	No shit?
EVE	Yes shit.
Michael	Fuck it.
Sabine	This asshole,
Michael	The goddamn sun?
Thomas	Dammit
	Fucker must be stronger than we thought.
Sabine	Dammit!”
Samantha	Well, why the fuck are we yacking here about sexual innuendos then?
Stephen	I’m going whoring with the first part of the money,
	The hell?
Sabine	Dammit, you move fast!
Jan	If you will just promise to wear it when you yank that sonofabitch’s heart out of his chest, then our daughter will be avenged,
Sabine	Dammit
	MOTHERFUCKER!
Michael	Well, shit.
	Well… hell.
Noah	What the hell?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
Jacqueline	Doing this without an air supply sucks ass.
	Can't be seen as pussies.
Harry	We don’t need any of those fuckers getting loose while we deal with someone coming in from the outside.
Leo	We have good intelligence that Noah, may demons eat his corpse in hell, was killed during a kill-or-capture operation in Germany,
Mickie	Hell, I would.
	Hell,
Sabine	Bethany Anne is going to be waiting awhile for you to heal from me sticking the Jean Dukes special up your ass and pulling the trigger!
	Just one more Gott Verdammt word, Mr. ArchAngel.
	then I’ll fucking die taking down yet another level of dickheads that need taking out.
	we’re fucking doing it because we wouldn’t be any-fucking-where else than right by your side.
	Damn right you're proud,
George	How the hell are we going to see any red in their eyes?
	It’s fucking noon outside,
Terry	WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Harry	Goddamned better guns than we got!
Leo	Hooooly shit,
Oscar	Who the hell?
	Fuuuuuuuck meee,
Leo	Tell everyone to stay the hell away from those three.
	if I’m right, that is the baddest motherfucker on our planet.
Michael	These fucking hurt,
	Hellacious kick,
Sabine	Pussies”
	Oh, hell no! I take that back.
Harry	Welcome to my lair, motherfucker!
	Survive that, you sonofabitch!
Michael	Don’t you dare mess up my coat, and leave my damned hat alone!
	Dammit
Sabine	Four more fuckers who won’t be bothering Michael.
	No shit?
Akio	No, I do not shit you,
	No shit?
Sabine	Ok, I’m talking out my ass.”
Michael	Sonofabitch, Akio”
	since she kicked his ass and then killed him.
William	Sonofabitch!”
Sabine	Fuck it.”
Yuko	Jacqueline was ready to come all the way here and kick Michael’s ass,
	I love you, but you can be such a logical bitch sometimes.
	Let me change that to logical bitch frequently.
Michael	It hurt like a Gott Verdammt sonofabitch.
	I’m so damned old all of my give up, got up and left my body already.
	and the knowledge that I had the best people working to get me out of the cocked-up place I got myself in.

Book 4 – Dawn Arrives
Michael	Man, that woman knew how to get shit done…
Mark	I understood that China was like, I dunno… the ass-end of nowhere?
Raiden	Dammit.
Soldier scout	Shit!
Raiden	Son of a bitch!
	Turns out those chickenshit Chinese soldiers don’t want to engage.
	Hell yeah, now it feels right!
Michael	I will rip your finger completely off and shove it up your ass.
	Shit,
	Damned airtight shit,
	Fuck it. Bethany Anne has a dog, and now I’ve got a cat.
Bethany Anne Nacht	that you should take so fucking LONG!
	Do you know how much shit I’ve had to put up with in the last century and a half?
	They made me a Gott Verdammt EMPRESS!
	Lying around on your ass, I bet!
Michael	I don’t believe healing from a nuclear explosion is the same thing as lying around on my ass,
Bethany Anne Nacht	Why don’t you think about how to answer me politely while your ass sits in the Etheric until I come get it!
Michael Nacht	What, no ‘fuck?’ As in ‘fucking rank piece of fetid fish food?’
Bethany Anne	I’ll feed you to the fucking fish, you gag-sacking dried-out cockroach-sodding bunghole-filler!
	You are a fucker!
Michael	She did not just take my fucking hat!
Bethany Anne	Gott Verdammt!
	Where are you, you bastard?
	You toad-licking huphalump!
	You bitch!
Michael	But no one calls me a bitch!
Mark	Did she just call him a crusted bunghole of a space-zombie?
Eric	What the hell, I’ll go for the long shot.
Bethany Anne	That conceited gigantic –
John	Damn! You obviously take after your mother,
Gabrielle	Ok, pay up bitches!”
Bethany Anne	You ass! I gave you a moving eulogy.
Michael	I don’t know our future, but know that I’ll always be with you, through hell and back…
	That is one sexy bitch,
Mark	Those ladies who are seeking the right answer, truth be damned, aren’t helping their relationships.
Jacqueline	Now you can look at that sexy bitch out there.
	did I just call the Queen a sexy bitch?
ArchAngel II	You called me a sexy bitch, and I’ll accept that as a compliment.
	the Queen wants enough firepower to ‘lay waste to a shit-ton of idiots,’ as she puts it,
Mark	Daaaammn,”
Eric	Are you shitting me?”
John	I don’t want to come in there and try to save your ass.
Demitry	Shit,
Jacqueline	You would be proud, Dad. I caught me a good one, and I promise not to fuck it up.
Barnabas	you have to stop pulling this kind of shit.
Bethany Anne	A real ass-kicking date, is it?
	I’ve got to listen to Adam Asswipe here?
	I don’t suppose you would provide me with a description of all this shit between me and you, would you?
	I’m getting randy again, but I’d hate to have to wait for you to kill this asshole.
Giles	Oh, hell. What have I gotten myself in for?
EVE	but I do know from watching relationships play out in the stories in the archives that this is the part where you get your finger out of your ass and go find him!
Giles	I was trying to explain that while she is quite the badass, she’s actually quite the… well, leader.
	I’ll bet these people are going to be worshiping the goddess of the stars who came to save them, but also kicked ass and took names.
Bethany Anne	make sure we have finished all the tasks we have to do, and get the fuck off this planet.
Giles	If the answer is yes and everything else goes to shit, then you’ve still done your job, in my book.
	One of the Bitches?
John	No. I don’t think you want that kind of ass-kicking all of the time.
	You stepped up to help those people, and you didn’t flip out when we gave you shit.
Giles	SHIT. She’s reading my motherfucking mind!
Bethany Anne	Giles, why the fuck do you carry books?
	Can't have you doing your archaeological-civilization-saving thing and falling prey to malaria or whatever shit goes on out there.
Giles	Holy fuckwipes of a Yollin’s pancreas,
Bethany Anne	Oh for fuck’s sake, stand up TH!
	Come up here and let’s talk like folks who have kicked some ass and now are going to get a little well-deserved R and R.
	It can be sliced into little fucking pieces, but where one is removed, another takes its place. Fucking cockroaches!
	What do you think about exporting your brand of justice to the whole fucking universe?
	To take your skills and your get-shit-done attitude to a place that will cause your eyes to pop.
Bobby	you need to pay attention too, you stupid bitch.
	But the truth is, you were a heartless bitch who already ended too many lives,
Sandra	Fuck!”
Robin	Into the great beyond to kick alien ass,
John	You can't bullshit a bullshitter,
Kiel	No, no bullshit.
Scott	help stomp out shit that is going on.